hate when people ask what goals I have. the only goal I’ve had since I was 14 is to have a butch who will build me a deck shirtless while I sip mimosas and catcall them
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life
Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.
“I love evil women” ok sure and if I go onto your blog is going to be all Iantheposting or are you gonna put some respect on Cytherea’s name. Ianthe killed & ate one dude under considerable duress and her main crime was that she was kinda creepy about it. Cytherea also did that, ON PURPOSE, no threat of imminent murder, and then spent thousands of years as a planet-murdering fascist enforcer. All before her killing her descendent & puppeting her cavalier’s corpse so she could start murdering innocents in earnest. She toyed with a lonely teenager just for fun. She spiked a 14 year old to the floor and wrote SWEET DREAMS in blood while Gideon slept just for the drama of it all. Are we serious about loving evil women or just gross blondes who like puns
“Well actually Cytherea did nothing wrong” hot take, love to see it. Strong case that her betrayal of John is justified obv, but let’s be real she took a very orca-playing-with-seal-pups attitude to the whole thing. The level of theatrics was not necessary for that plan. A real ‘non-lyctors are not people’ attitude coming through
